Welcome to the the Petting Zoo, Where Dreams Come True

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The Bestiary

  • Sorry.Terry
  • Antoine oh AntoineAntoine
  • Suck it EddieEddie
  • Shut up or put up RandallRandall
  • Goat from Indiana has a sleep disorderGoat
  • Daniel the Dubious DuckDaniel
  • Brad is such a weinerBrad
  • Syndie is sow, and also kinda a slut, sorry.Syndie

The Petting Zoo

Explore. Pet. Prod. Feed. Repeat. Our animals not only crave gentle human molestation...they
thrive on it.

About the Zoo

We are the premier virtual home for semi-domesticated pseudo-digi-wildlife. A halfway house for indigent farm refugees and fowl. A home for the slovenly.

Bestiary

Just who are these lovably misguided mongrels? Visit the bestiary to learn more about the inmates!

Videos

Millions of internet animals die of attention deprivation each day. let's show these feeble critters that cyberspace isn't the last stop to the farmhouse in the sky, but rather heaven on a haystack. Heavy pet someone today.